Pledge of A-Scene-Giance.

I brought those glasses.

Proudly.

But Juno does not speak to my life.


Or any Dominican's, for that matter.

Scott Pilgrim does though.

Annnd my Dominican license has been revoked.

But I like my music with raucous energy.

What hipster songs are recorded with.

And I like bleeding on my drums.

This is not crayola.

But I do have a tumblr.

Fuuuuuuuuu--

But I don't post skinny scene whores.

WowI'veneverseenthoseglassesbeforewhere'dyougetthem.

But I do think Zooey Deschanel is cute.

Goddamnit.

But how could you not?

Seriously.

I fluctuate between diametric sub-cultures. This could only mean I align myself with one, very specific group.

Me.

I don't think "douche" is a sub-genre.

But I'm happy like that.